March 2010
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Emilio Estevez - A Poem
I am haunted by a ghost. A man’s ghost. It’s Emilio Estevez… Didn’t you know?
He was in Mighty Ducks and National Lampoon. He’s an actor and director. It’s Emilio Estevez… Didn’t you know?
He’s Martin Sheen’s son and Charlie Sheen’s brother. I think Jane Sheen’s his mother. It’s Emilio Estevez… ...
September 2009
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Unexpected. . .
Just think about your childhood favourites. No scratch that, think about any cartoon or TV favourite and now imagine them in some bizzare situation that’s totally out of all context and character. It’s a very rewarding game to play! So expect more unexpected imaginings in the future.
Example: Kermit the Frog being caught on camera leaving a brothel. Imagine his excuses, the lies, the...
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I just said “pronounciation”. There’s something ironic in there somewhere…
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The Bartman . . .
Walking down my road, suddenly I became aware that I could hear ‘Do The Bartman’. I turned around and it stopped. Turned back, it started again.
“Last name Simpson, first name Bart…”
I put my iPod on, but soon found that every track on there was also ‘Do The Bartman’. I got home and switched on the TV…’Do The Bartman’. Turned on the...
“Still haven’t seen that show where Hugh Laurie plays the irascible Bingo...”
– Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz on Twitter)
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My day. . .
I was involved in a head on collision with Postman Pat just after lunch time. Terrible mess, there were letters to Mrs. Goggins everywhere. No survivors….
R.I.P Pat…
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