Emilio Estevez - A Poem
I am haunted by a ghost.
A man’s ghost.
It’s Emilio Estevez…
Didn’t you know?
He was in Mighty Ducks
and National Lampoon.
He’s an actor and director.
It’s Emilio Estevez…
Didn’t you know?
He’s Martin Sheen’s son
and Charlie Sheen’s brother.
I think Jane Sheen’s his mother.
It’s Emilio Estevez…
Didn’t you know?
The strangest part is
that he isn’t dead.
He writes poetry too.
It’s Emilio Estevez…
Didn’t you know?
Unexpected…
Just think about your childhood favourites. No scratch that, think about any cartoon or TV favourite and now imagine them in some bizzare situation that’s totally out of all context and character. It’s a very rewarding game to play! So expect more unexpected imaginings in the future.
Example: Kermit the Frog being caught on camera leaving a brothel. Imagine his excuses, the lies, the desperation in his eyes as he tries to save his career and his inter-species marriage. Picture the grainy, shaky footage of him leaving the place and putting his hands in his pockets, keeping his hood up and whistling…
I just said “pronounciation”. There’s something ironic in there somewhere…
The Bartman …
Walking down my road, suddenly I became aware that I could hear ‘Do The Bartman’. I turned around and it stopped. Turned back, it started again.
“Last name Simpson, first name Bart…”
I put my iPod on, but soon found that every track on there was also ‘Do The Bartman’. I got home and switched on the TV…’Do The Bartman’. Turned on the radio….’Do The Bartman’.
Something tells me that this might not be the norm. Though I can’t be certain.
| — | Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz on Twitter) |
Hungry like the wolf…
My day…
I was involved in a head on collision with Postman Pat just after lunch time. Terrible mess, there were letters to Mrs. Goggins everywhere. No survivors….
R.I.P Pat…
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